Sigchi

Homer Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield
hs@springfield.tv

SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS
* Nuclear Power Plant Safety Expert.
* Innovative and dynamic individual, highly adaptable.
* Experience with nuclear safety, spaceflight, internet webpage design and executive management.
* Previous positions include astronaut, Mayor, Chief of Police, Executive Vice President of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Sanitation Commissioner, and Union Leader.
* Previous owner of Ziffcorp and the Denver Broncos

EXPERIENCE
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

·Safety Inspector, Sector 7G
Responsible for the safe operation of Sector 7G, including actual reactor plant, radioactive material storage, fire prevention and leak prevention.

· Executive Vice President
Responsible for all aspects of Power Plant Operation, including donut-stocking, coffee supply, beatings, and the reactor thing.

NASA

· Astronaut, NASA Space Program
Flew mission on Shuttle Corvair. Instrumental in saving shuttle from a master race of giant space ants, contamination by organic contamination by fried Solanum tuberosum. Used special inanimate carbon rod to save shuttle from decompression disaster.
Union Leader/Negotiator

· International Union of Pastry Chefs, Jazz Dancers and Nuclear Technicians
Responsible for renegotiating Union contract for Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Successful in regaining Dental Plan.

EDUCATION
Bachelor of Science, Nuclear Physics, Springfield University
Astronaut Qualified, NASA Space Program
Clown College
Bodyguard School
Successmanship 101
Family Skills, Springfield A-Dolt Education

AWARDS
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Toxic Waste Handler of the Month
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Employee of the Month
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Medal for Bravery
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Belching Contest Winner
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Children's Model-Building Contest
First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Grammy Award for Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year
Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor
Pulitzer Prize for Journalism
Springfield Olympic Mascot Contest